Venting letter to my incompetent property managers in Orlando, FL

*Following contains colorful language.

Dear Justin and Mary,

You guys are the most incompetent people I have ever worked with.  You have the worst work ethics ever!  Excuse me, Justin?  "Yes, we take the weekends off like most people".  Well fuck you, mother fucker!  You are a property manager so you should work the weekends!  That is when people are free to view properties!!!  You're in the wrong business you fucking asshole!  I have tried to have some compassion and understanding that you are not only a property manager, but that you have your own investment property and you're a real estate agent....and you're short on manpower since you only have 3 people in your office.  But, maybe it's my bad that I didn't do a thorough research (something I always do before I hire anyone) and decided to hire you without even interviewing you!  Never again!  


And Mary - you are a fucking cunt of a bitch!  You think you are so slick by telling me what I want to hear.  You tell me that you are going to advertise on craigslist daily.  Ha!  I should've known that wasn't going to happen.  What a crock of shit!!  It has been 21 days since you have advertised on craigslist.  What the fuck are you doing all day long?  Are you just sitting on your ass thinking of how to NOT do your job?  Fucking get off your lazy ass and do something!!!!  There is nothing I hate more than someone who lies.  Did you think that I wasn't going to look for the listing??  And I was a dumbass for not checking up on your lying fucking ass sooner, because I believed that you would hold true to your word.  And I emailed you and left you a message and you don't even return an email or call me back.  I'm sorry, but that is not professional at all!  I know it's not good to hold ill will towards another, but that is all I have for you right now!  


I know that you are both spread thin, but guess what?  That is not my problem.  It has become my problem though hasn't it, because I hired your incompetent fucking asses!!  I hope that your business does what you are putting forth!  And in case you haven't noticed, that is zilch... nil... nada!!!  So I hope that is where your business is headed!  Well, I'm done now!  Fuck YOU both!!!!


Sincerely,

Maria